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>Burrito Justice (Sec is dooooooooone) |
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![[File:Generic_security.png|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]] | ![[File:Generic_security.png|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]] | ||
| | |Run around the station <s>with your baton out so that you can get disarmed and beaten with it</s>. Wear silly looking glasses. Go on painfully long chases through maintenance <s>and never catch anyone because wow you're out of shape</s>. Eat donuts. Get criminals bumped out of your hands. Accidentally leave prisoners cuffed in their cell. [[Cult|Watch someone guilty of petty theft get sacrificed on a weird altar in the brig.]] Jump up and down outside the armory when literally anything that comes close to being a concern for security is mentioned over the radio. Fight a losing battle against xenobiology slimes. | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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![[File:Warden.png|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]] | ![[File:Warden.png|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]] | ||
| | |Be in charge of the <s>Gulag</s> brig. Act like you run the place. Get shouted at by [[Head of Security|your boss]]. Spin around in your chair. End up working as a dispatcher, you probably don't have much else to do. Make a funny bingo card to see how predictable perps can get. Stare at the camera console for so long that you don't even notice the [[Mercenary|hulking guy in red]] looting the armory. Take your sweet time opening the armory<s>, especially when there's an actual reason to get it open</s>. Keep an eye on those low level crime prisoners, ''they're the slippery ones.'' | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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![[File:Generic_detective.png|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]] | ![[File:Generic_detective.png|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]] | ||
| | |Chainsmoke until your heart gives out<s>, it's arguably better than doing this line of work</s>. Treat everyone like they're a criminal and attempt to perform the Good Cop Bad Cop technique. Realize that no one else wants to volunteer and end up playing both roles. Go through the most elaborate <s>and most roundabout</s> explanation to solve a case. Fall over and cry when even the cadet can see through your crap. End up using the <code>*johnny</code> emote more times than you can count. Monologue constantly. | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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![[File:Generic_forensic.png|link=Forensic Technician]]<br>[[Forensic Technician]] | ![[File:Generic_forensic.png|link=Forensic Technician]]<br>[[Forensic Technician]] | ||
| | |Shove the [[Detective]] out of the way to collect <s>contaminated</s> concrete evidence about a crime. Watch [[Paramedic]]s plow through security tape and steal bodies, all while smearing their dirty hands over all of the evidence. Toss bodies onto the autopsy table <s>[[Changeling|and watch them reanimate]]</s>. Tear your hair out when all of the evidence points towards grey jumpsuit fibers, insulated gloves, and death by toolbox. Discover the scene of an industrial accident and declare it a murder. Refuse to put smaller investigations aside for the case about the [[Captain|Captain's]] murder. | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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![[File:Sec_cadet.png|64px]]<br>Security Cadet | ![[File:Sec_cadet.png|64px]]<br>Security Cadet | ||
|Become the most exemplary member of security | |Become the most exemplary member of security. Get shoved by admins. | ||
!Easy to Medium | !Easy to Medium | ||
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Версия от 22:49, 29 апреля 2018
Шаблон:WIP Your Job is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard the NSS Aurora. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what you're actually supposed to be doing.
Some useful links:
- Chain of Command
- Corporate Regulations
- Guides
- Tips
- Communication Devices
- Basic Character Qualifications
- Identifying Antagonists
You should also read up about Corporate Regulations, so you know your rights, and Clone Memory Disorder if you happen to die and be cloned. Not doing so is considered very bad form for Roleplay.
Due to new NanoTrasen equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new Species working alongside you.
Station Command
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Captain |
Put your command whitelist to use and try out Captain. Stare in regret as everything quickly falls apart all around you. Offer to work as a partial interim head of staff for departments without a head. End up being busy with |
Very Hard |
Head of Personnel |
Make your presence known and state that you are available to change access on peoples' IDs. Deny 80% of the requests because they're clearly not trained to do what they want access to and they never bothered writing employment records to back themselves up anyway. Run around the station keeping track of everything for the Captain. End up butting heads with other heads of staff over their leadership ability. Call people into your office for employee evaluations. | Hard |
Head of Security |
Get your officers situated and ready to protect company assets. Watch them all attempt to become anything more than a mall cop. |
Very Hard |
Chief Engineer |
Wonder why you spawn with black gloves instead of insulation. Promote safety and wearing PPEs. |
Hard |
Research Director |
Hard | |
Файл:ChiefMedicalOfficer.png Chief Medical Officer |
Try to give a quick briefing to your subordinates round-start. Get ignored as they all explode out of the briefing room as quickly as possible. Make sure Chemists aren't getting high. Walk in on the EMT attempting Surgery on the Psychologist. End up being the only competent medical professional amid pubbies that thought Nurse was a learning role. Screech when someone doesn't check records for DNCs. Argue with the Virologist regarding the morals of human testing. Desperately try not to metagame against lings suddenly resurrecting with full health out of no where. Suffer. | Hard |
Internal Security
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Security Officer |
Run around the station |
Hard |
Warden |
Be in charge of the |
Hard |
Detective |
Chainsmoke until your heart gives out*johnny emote more times than you can count. Monologue constantly.
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Hard |
Forensic Technician |
Shove the Detective out of the way to collect |
Hard |
Файл:Sec cadet.png Security Cadet |
Become the most exemplary member of security. Get shoved by admins. | Easy to Medium |
Engineering and Maintenance
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Station Engineer |
Rush for those insulated gloves. Tool the heck up and get ready for literally any disaster. |
Medium |
Atmospheric Technician |
Be better than engineers. |
Medium |
Janitor |
Squint at people with dirty shoes. Swing your mop around and vanquish all filth. Dunk your mop in your bucket over and over before hanging it on the janicart |
Easy |
Файл:Engie apprentice.png Engineering Apprentice |
Have no clue what to do. Attempt to learn. Get bwoinked while left unsupervised. | Easy |
Supply
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Quartermaster |
Order crates full of powerful equipment |
Medium |
Файл:Cargo Technician.png Cargo Technician |
Listen to your boss. Listen to your boss's boss. Get paid for less than the effort it takes to haul crates around the station. Rummage around in the warehouse and find cool stuff. Get complaints when you mail crates and it shoots backed up trash out with it. |
Easy |
Shaft Miner |
Get geared up to mine a motherlode. |
Easy to Medium |
Medical
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Medical Doctor |
Be the most medical of doctors. Shove pills down people's throats and inject medicine wordlessly whenever there's literally any form of injury. |
Medium |
Paramedic |
Be the bottom rung of all medical experience. Stuff every single available inventory slot with something. Nag crew about suit sensors. Rush out the door at the first sign of injury |
Hard |
Psychologist |
Become a stereotypical chaise lounge psychologist. Scroll through medical records to find people in need of a psychiatric appointment. Don't act surprised when you find no records to begin with because everyone's too lazy to write them. Offer your services over the radio. Get ignored. Get requested to security to evaluate a criminal. Watch them cryo before you even get a word out. Prescribe Escitalopram. Get told it does nothing, prescribe Risperidone |
Medium |
Файл:Chemist.png Chemist |
Push buttons on a machine. |
Medium |
Virologist |
Mess around with viruses |
Medium |
Файл:Medical resident.png Medical Resident |
Learn medical from people that |
Easy to Medium |
Research
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Roboticist |
Be a mix of Research, Engineering, and Medical. Fix stationbounds. Fix synthetic crew. Fix humans(?). Attempt to smash brains into MMIs. Fail because they're often too big. Shave a bit of the excess off. Build mechs. Build dangerous mechs. Load the dangerous mechs up with dangerous equipment. Build little bots. Never bother configuring them. |
Easy |
Scientist |
Put ethics to the test |
Medium |
Файл:Lab assistant.png Lab Assistant |
Ask around for stuff to do. Get turned into a science fair project. | Easy |
Civilian
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Файл:Assistant.png Assistant |
Be a greyscale enthusiast. Become a part of a colorless sea of people that most likely share the same hairstyle (or lack thereof) as you. Inexplicably know how to hack every form of device on the station. Grab budget gloves and watch your arms disintegrate because of higher Siemens. Watch admins hover their finger over the ban button. | Very Easy |
Файл:Bartender.png Bartender |
Watch everyone on station eventually end up in the bar. Get painfully simple requests. Get painfully elaborate requests. Watch people destroy their livers. Watch people attempt to roleplay a passing conversation. Try and fail to hold any real conversation of your own with someone else. Have an arguably better conversation with a Wizard who stumbles in for mead. Watch Security flood through the doors when someone screams for help from the trash compactor. Get glasses of milk ready for when the Chef creates dishes that have "hell" as an ingredient (or enchiladas). | Easy |
Файл:Chef.png Chef |
Run around in circles. Line the table up with food that may or may not make someone's heart stop. Ask the Botanist when the vegetables will be in. Realize there is no botanist. Attempt to pass a smelly bowl of purple soup off as something edible. End up making nothing but wish soup. |
Easy |
Файл:Botanist.png Botanist |
Work in a small slice of paradise. Be reminded that this isn't paradise at all with just one look out the window. Toss seeds into a tray and watch what happens. Literally watch grass grow. Put lids on trays and set their light levels while scanning everything so that you look like you know what you're doing. Obliterate weeds with your hoe. Eliminate |
Easy |
Chaplain |
Praise literally anyone while holding your book of spiritual guidance of choice. Attempt to hold sermons in the holodeck. Get shoved over by assistants trying to wrassle. Get suplexed when you attempt to scold them. Snap your null rod in two from frustration. Claim that the wizard/vampire/changeling destroying everything in their path is |
Easy |
Internal Affairs Agent |
Get called to investigate issues within departments. Label cases 'non-issue' because of how insignificant they turn out to be. Rummage through a whole stack of blank forms to use. Click your pen. Fax rude messages to centcomm, get gibbed. | Medium to Hard |
Librarian |
Stock the absolute heck out of the book shelves. Or don't. Watch nerds from a DnD club argue at a table, one of which happens to be dressed for the occasion. Bust out the notepad and pen when the station delves into code blue. End up asking more questions related to a crime than the Detective. Create a newscaster channel to |
Easy |
Stationbound
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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AI |
Work as perhaps the most expensive and innovative network of technology and science on the station. Get used as a sentient door opener anyway. Scroll around the station as an invisible presence |
Extremely Hard |
Cyborg |
Be an AI on wheels (or legs, if you prefer). Listen to your much wiser synthetic brother. Or don't, if you're not shackled. Ask over the radio for which module to pick. Never get a reply. Beep at anything that passes by. Marry the Roboticist. End up doing everyone's job better than they can. Realize you don't have hands. Follow your laws to the letter. |
Medium to Hard |
Personal AI |
Be a pocket computer. Do pocket computer things. End up just being a universal translator/web browser. | Very Easy |
Maintenance Drone |
Repair stuff and ignore anyone that isn't a drone. Be more of an engineering apprentice than the actual job. | None |
Antagonists
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Файл:Traitor.png Traitor |
Make your own objectives. Attempt to make the round interesting for everyone, do things for a reason. Decide that people who subsists purely on ramen are heretics and must be slain (or some other silly objective). Get stomped by people that think your gimmicks are poop. Steal important things and figure out what to do with them. Get a HUT sentence from valid hunting wardens, despite only committing low level infractions that would only earn you a maximum of fifteen minutes. Cry. | Hard |
Mercenary |
Argue in AOOC for a mission to do. Buy every single illegal thing from the Uplink. |
Very Hard |
Cultist |
Finally get that blood cult rolling with your pals. Put your hand painting skills from kindergarten to the test and smear blood everywhere. Talk to |
Very Hard |
Changeling |
Be |
Hard |
Файл:AlienLarge.png Xenomorph |
Be a disgusting abomination that only desires to grow and repopulate. Tackle and capture |
Hard |
Wizard |
Warp around as a bearded dude with silly robes. Never be taken seriously by anyone |
Hard |
Raider |
Be mercenaries but less professional, made up of a team of loons that barely get along, and with hand-me-down equipment that will probably fall apart at a moment's notice. Steal everything while holding innocent crew at gunpoint. Ransom redhead nurses back to the station. Inevitably end up in a standoff with security holding a choke point that's hard to defend. Fail and get arrested. CROSSFIRE!!! | Hard |
Ninja |
Wear ninja gear to help you stealth your way to victory |
Medium / Hard |
Vampire |
Have an insatiable thirst for |
Very Hard |
Loyalist/Revolutionary |
LOYALIST: Attempt to hold control over the station for NT. End up boarding up your offices and hope someone else takes care of the insubordinates. REVOLUTIONARY: Get fed up with the establishment. Recruit other people that are only slightly fed up to murder the heck out of the heads of staff. Fight a losing battle against greater powers. |
Hard |
Special
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Merchant |
Sell interesting goods to the crew. Make loads of money. | Medium |
Emergency Response Team |
Deal with the Red Alert. | Medium / Hard |