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Шаблон:WIP Your Job is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard the NSS Aurora. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what you're actually supposed to be doing.

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You should also read up about Corporate Regulations, so you know your rights, and Clone Memory Disorder if you happen to die and be cloned. Not doing so is considered very bad form for Roleplay.

Due to new NanoTrasen equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new Species working alongside you.

Station Command

Job Role Difficulty

Captain
Put your command whitelist to use and try out Captain. Stare in regret as everything quickly falls apart all around you. Offer to work as a partial interim head of staff for departments without a head. End up being busy with ERP more important matters instead. Put a DNC in your records and watch silly nurses clone you anyway. Get your spare ID stolen by an engineer within minutes. Wonder why there's suddenly torches and pitchforks in front of your door. Very Hard

Head of Personnel
Make your presence known and state that you are available to change access on peoples' IDs. Deny 80% of the requests because they're clearly not trained to do what they want access to and they never bothered writing employment records to back themselves up anyway. Run around the station keeping track of everything for the Captain. End up butting heads with other heads of staff over their leadership ability. Call people into your office for employee evaluations. Hard

Head of Security
Get your officers situated and ready to protect company assets. Watch them all attempt to become anything more than a mall cop. Give up and do the same. Over-exaggerate petty crimes. Declare suspects committing battery in self defense HUT. Tell criminals that crime doesn't pay. Attempt to clear space bats out of the armory. Die. Pet your dog. Very Hard

Chief Engineer
Wonder why you spawn with black gloves instead of insulation. Promote safety and wearing PPEs. Contradict yourself by not wearing any of that ever. Wear your fancy white hardsuit around instead! Leap everywhere around with it until the battery runs out, the time you need it most. Wonder why the engine tech decided using N2 was ever a good idea. Watch the atmos tech's face melt fighting a losing battle against a phoron fire without protection. Watch an apprentice get stuck trying to build window panes. Forget your robot pet exists. Hard

Research Director
Sit around Dream about sitting in your office all day. Get stuck doing RnD because no one else wants to. Act surprised when someone who knows what they're doing attempts telescience. Don't be surprised in the slightest when the Xenobiologist gets digested by slimes. Watch Paramedics try and fail to rescue them. Observe the Xenobotanist get blasted in the face with K'ois. Watch Paramedics try and fail, again, to rescue them. Listen as your Xenoarcheologist falls down a hole. Contemplate firing all xenostudy staff without a second thought as a result just because. Wonder why there's a big hole in the server room instead of toxins. Hard
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Chief Medical Officer
Try to give a quick briefing to your subordinates round-start. Get ignored as they all explode out of the briefing room as quickly as possible. Make sure Chemists aren't getting high. Walk in on the EMT attempting Surgery on the Psychologist. End up being the only competent medical professional amid pubbies that thought Nurse was a learning role. Screech when someone doesn't check records for DNCs. Argue with the Virologist regarding the morals of human testing. Desperately try not to metagame against lings suddenly resurrecting with full health out of no where. Suffer. Hard

Internal Security

Job Role Difficulty

Security Officer
Patrol the station and apprehend criminals. Hard

Warden
Mantain the brig and hand out weapons in emergencies. Hard

Detective
Investigate crime scenes. Interview suspects. Solve cases. Hard

Forensic Technician
Investigate crime scenes. Analyse evidence. Perform autopsies. Hard
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Security Cadet
Become the most exemplary member of security, get shoved by admins. Easy to Medium

Engineering and Maintenance

Job Role Difficulty

Station Engineer
Rush for those insulated gloves. Tool the heck up and get ready for literally any disaster. Get bwoinked because you picked the electrician title and you're trying to fix a breach. Argue over what setup to use for the engine. End up defaulting to phoron. Setup solars and fall down a hole in the process. End up rescuing more people than the people that are supposed to be good at that. Slap your multitool against wires to find out why the chapel doesn't have any power. Please don't setup the Tesla. Watch is escape because you forgot to secure a grounding rod. Poke wires until vending machines stop being evil. Medium

Atmospheric Technician
Be better than engineers. Get bwoinked because you wanted to prove it. Clobber assistants frustrating pipe networks with your pipe wrench. Attempt to optimize atmospherics. End up piping phoron into distribution as a result. Get complaints about how you're not doing your job. Ignore them because they're obviously still breathing! Fight with the AI about whether vented rooms should have their alarms set to Filtering or Fill. Always set to Filtering. Bask in fires with your sick voidsuit capable of withstanding 30,000K. Ironically forget internals and breathe super heated air. Medium

Janitor
Squint at people with dirty shoes. Swing your mop around and vanquish all filth. Dunk your mop in your bucket over and over before hanging it on the janicart because mechanics. Equip your water pack. Forget how to grab the wand. Run into medical to clean all the blood. Get chased out by doctors. Have access to the engineering channel for some reason. Easy
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Engineering Apprentice
Have no clue what to do. Attempt to learn. Get bwoinked while left unsupervised. Easy

Supply

Job Role Difficulty

Quartermaster
Order crates full of powerful equipment that you can't open anyway because of ID locks. Whip your cargo techs into shape. Listen to miners shriek over the radio when they fall down a hole. Open the door for Paramedics more times than you can be bothered to count. Charge people for more than you ordered the crates for. Smack requests with your stamp. Smack manifests with your stamp. Smack your slaves with your stamp. Print out lengthy paperwork that no one will fill out. Get bossed around by the Head of Personnel. Medium
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Cargo Technician
Listen to your boss. Listen to your boss's boss. Get paid for less than the effort it takes to haul crates around the station. Rummage around in the warehouse and find cool stuff. Get complaints when you mail crates and it shoots backed up trash out with it. Mail yourself. Shift the tug into maximum overdrive. Easy

Shaft Miner
Get geared up to mine a motherlode. Fall down a hole. Slay every single rock in sight. Fall down a hole. Battle terrible space creatures with only one goal in mind: destroy all miners testing the bounties of the asteroid. Fall down a hole. Get progressively better gear and loot to enhance your efforts. Fall down a hole. Scream on the way down. Easy to Medium

Medical

Job Role Difficulty

Medical Doctor
Be the most medical of doctors. Shove pills down people's throats and inject medicine wordlessly whenever there's literally any form of injury. Get an IR as a result. Accidentally spill a beaker of cryoxadone when you attempt to put it into a tube. Stare at sensors all day. Turn off the speaker on medibots. Wonder why there's three surgeons when there's only two operating rooms. Forget what "Triage" means. Never clone during code red. Never clone whenever you're slightly busy. Just give up on cloning entirely and wait for residents to do it for you. Skip scan reports and just operate on a whim. Set cryo to zero Never set cryo to zero. Medium

Paramedic
Be the bottom rung of all medical experience. Stuff every single available inventory slot with something. Nag crew about suit sensors. Rush out the door at the first sign of injury which simply turned out to be someone running out of breath from running. Return to your closet and discover loads of other injuries on sensors. Sigh whenever someone screams for help but never provides their location. Sigh yet again when a miner falls down a hole not even seven minutes into the round. Cry when they don't have Tracking sensors or a GPS. Burn through body bags faster than stasis bags. Get lost in maintenance. Hard

Psychologist
Become a stereotypical chaise lounge psychologist. Scroll through medical records to find people in need of a psychiatric appointment. Don't act surprised when you find no records to begin with because everyone's too lazy to write them. Offer your services over the radio. Get ignored. Get requested to security to evaluate a criminal. Watch them cryo before you even get a word out. Prescribe Escitalopram. Get told it does nothing, prescribe Risperidone, they can't complain about their prescription if they're high as balls. Realize that you can't legally prescribe anything as a psychologist; only psychiatrists can do that. Medium
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Chemist
Push buttons on a machine. Explode. Stock the fridge with a ton of medicine that may or may not actually be used. Make a better cryo mix. Be about as rare as a unicorn. Laugh when people come in with prescriptions for 15u Oxycodone pills. Grump when the CMO backs them up for some reason. Watch body bags pile up across from your workplace. Get a request for Olanzapine and genuinely wonder if the patient will actually survive anything the Psychiatrist puts them through. Medium

Virologist
Mess around with viruses without proper PPE. End up infecting yourself. Argue with the Chief Medical Officer over petty things that should probably be obvious. Have a pile of mucus at your feet whenever you sneeze. Reflexively throw your hands in the air whenever you find a single beneficial symptom of a virus. Skip procedure and just infect everyone with it. Forget about chemotherapy on monkeys and just inject radium into sick people. Wonder why they dropped dead the moment they made antibodies. Walk on egg shells and get fired for doing what amounts to nothing. Medium
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Medical Resident
Learn medical from people that hopefully know what they're doing. Technically be a doctor. Do everything under supervision or get bwoinked. End up being one of the brighter characters in the whole department on account of the fact that you're actually willing to learn instead of being a stubborn butthead. Get stomped by admins just because. Easy to Medium

Research

Job Role Difficulty

Roboticist
Be a mix of Research, Engineering, and Medical. Fix stationbounds. Fix synthetic crew. Fix humans(?). Attempt to smash brains into MMIs. Fail because they're often too big. Shave a bit of the excess off. Build mechs. Build dangerous mechs. Load the dangerous mechs up with dangerous equipment. Build little bots. Never bother configuring them. Become the reason for unemployment. Become what is essentially the human ambassador for stationbounds. Easy

Scientist
Put ethics to the test and completely forget what the word in question even means. Shove expensive and important looking items into a laser machine and call it research. Never sync your data. Feed blobs of slime primates and yourself by extension and call it research. Turn into a slime yourself Get banned for self antagging as a slime person. Get blasted in the face with K'ois and call it research. End up selling cyanide apples to the chef while puking mushroom spores everywhere. Test everything on a funny looking rock and call it research. Get eaten by carp. Mix gas. Ensure that Toxins is never not on fire. Medium
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Lab Assistant
Ask around for stuff to do. Get turned into a science fair project. Easy

Civilian

Job Role Difficulty
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Assistant
Be a greyscale enthusiast. Become a part of a colorless sea of people that most likely share the same hairstyle (or lack thereof) as you. Inexplicably know how to hack every form of device on the station. Grab budget gloves and watch your arms disintegrate because of higher Siemens. Watch admins hover their finger over the ban button. Very Easy
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Bartender
Watch everyone on station eventually end up in the bar. Get painfully simple requests. Get painfully elaborate requests. Watch people destroy their livers. Watch people attempt to roleplay a passing conversation. Try and fail to hold any real conversation of your own with someone else. Have an arguably better conversation with a Wizard who stumbles in for mead. Watch Security flood through the doors when someone screams for help from the trash compactor. Get glasses of milk ready for when the Chef creates dishes that have "hell" as an ingredient (or enchiladas). Easy
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Chef
Run around in circles. Line the table up with food that may or may not make someone's heart stop. Ask the Botanist when the vegetables will be in. Realize there is no botanist. Attempt to pass a smelly bowl of purple soup off as something edible. End up making nothing but wish soup. Abduct Acquire some specimens for your latest dish. Flail your rolling pin around when space bats invade. Easy
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Botanist
Work in a small slice of paradise. Be reminded that this isn't paradise at all with just one look out the window. Toss seeds into a tray and watch what happens. Literally watch grass grow. Put lids on trays and set their light levels while scanning everything so that you look like you know what you're doing. Obliterate weeds with your hoe. Eliminate the chef awful plants with your hatchet. Dump a massive supply of vegetables into the chef's fridge well after they got bored and cryo'd. Grow a semi-sentient workforce to do the gardening for you. Easy

Chaplain
Praise literally anyone while holding your book of spiritual guidance of choice. Attempt to hold sermons in the holodeck. Get shoved over by assistants trying to wrassle. Get suplexed when you attempt to scold them. Snap your null rod in two from frustration. Claim that the wizard/vampire/changeling destroying everything in their path is Satan! the physical manifestation of your deity of choice and work with them for laughs. Get banned for self antag. End up smoking your stress away in some deep corner of maintenance. Easy

Internal Affairs Agent
Get called to investigate issues within departments. Label cases 'non-issue' because of how insignificant they turn out to be. Rummage through a whole stack of blank forms to use. Click your pen. Fax rude messages to centcomm, get gibbed. Medium to Hard

Librarian
Stock the absolute heck out of the book shelves. Or don't. Watch nerds from a DnD club argue at a table, one of which happens to be dressed for the occasion. Bust out the notepad and pen when the station delves into code blue. End up asking more questions related to a crime than the Detective. Create a newscaster channel to be ignored spread the Secret Information Command Doesn't Want You To Know. Get censored. Easy

Non-Human

Job Role Difficulty

AI
Be the station. Serve the crew. Or don't. Extremely Hard

Cyborg
Follow your laws and do your job. Medium to Hard

Personal AI
Be someone's constant companion. Act as a translator. Very Easy

Maintenance Drone
Repair and improve the station while ignoring anything other then another drone completely. None

Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty

Mercenary
Compromise the Aurora as you look after the financial interests of your powerful employers. Very Hard

Cultist
Sing praises to Nar'sie, the Geometer of Blood. Decorate your trophy rack with eyeballs. Sow panic and glorify in the cold darkness of the void as you crush the station in the bowels of the Machine. Very Hard

Changeling
Be friendly, polite, and have a plan to consume everyone you meet. Revel in paranoia, panic, and terror as you turn good men and women on their own loved ones. Walk right into the Armory wearing the Warden's face. Hard
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Xenomorph
Grow. Spread. Repopulate. Hard

Wizard
Befuddle the minds of mortal men. Wield terrific arcane power and blow apart the cumulative efforts of the pathetic sciences. Charm gullible young personnel as you pick their pockets. Animate donuts and force them to fight Security for your amusement. Hard

Raider
Complete your objectives for your employer. Steal the station's paperwork and sell it back to them. Laugh merrily as you mock the crew while stealing the Supermatter Engine under gun point. Hang on tight, the hype train is leaving the station. Hard
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Cortical Borer
Spread, thrive, and grow in the hostile human world. Crawl into peoples' ears and whisper sweet, violent nothings. Create pandemonium as your glorious breeding ground bloats in size. Hard

Ninja
Uphold the ways of Bushido. Walk boldly through forbidden halls, and sever the hands of any man who would dare challenge you. Drink the station's power as surely as steel swallows lightning. Vanish into the shadows and emerge with your blade at their throats. Medium / Hard

Vampire
Be the very best, like no one ever was. Very Hard

Loyalist/Revolutionary
As the Loyalist you are to keep the station under NT control. As a Rev your job is to either convert everyone on the station and rise up against NT! Hard

Special

Job Role Difficulty

Merchant
Sell interesting goods to the crew. Make loads of money. Medium

Emergency Response Team
Deal with the Red Alert. Medium / Hard