Job Guides: различия между версиями
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Your '''Job''' is | Your '''Job''' is the occupation the [[Stellar_Corporate_Conglomerate|Stellar Corporate Conglomerate]] has assigned you on-board the exploration ship SCCV Horizon. It defines your duties, your access, and the equipment you spawn with. | ||
Before starting out, it is best you read the [[Corporate Regulations]] to understand what is and isn't acceptable in the workplace. You may also encounter [[New Player Lore Guide#Common Sentient Species|alien species]] in your workplace; corporate equal rights laws decrees you should cooperate with them as you would any human. Besides, you attended your sensitivity onboarding, right? | |||
Some useful links: | Some useful links: | ||
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* [[Corporate Regulations]] | * [[Corporate Regulations]] | ||
* [[Guides]] | * [[Guides]] | ||
* [[Guide_to_Communication_Devices|Communication Devices]] | * [[Guide_to_Communication_Devices|Communication Devices]] | ||
* [[NanoTrasen_Occupation_Qualifications|Basic Character Qualifications]] | * [[NanoTrasen_Occupation_Qualifications|Basic Character Qualifications]] | ||
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===Command=== | ===Command=== | ||
The Corporations Allowed in this Department are: [[Stellar_Corporate_Conglomerate|The Stellar Corporate Conglomerate (SCC)]]. | The Corporations Allowed in this Department are: [[Stellar_Corporate_Conglomerate|The Stellar Corporate Conglomerate (SCC)]]. | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Captain-nbt.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]] | ||
|Put your command whitelist to use and try out Captain. Stare in regret as everything quickly falls apart all around you. Offer to work as a partial interim head of staff for departments without a head. End up being busy with <s>ERP</s> '''more important matters''' instead. Get your spare ID stolen by an [[Station Engineer|engineer]] within minutes. [[Revolutionary|Wonder why there's suddenly torches and pitchforks in front of your door.]] | |Put your command whitelist to use and try out Captain. Stare in regret as everything quickly falls apart all around you. Offer to work as a partial interim head of staff for departments without a head. End up being busy with <s>ERP</s> '''more important matters''' instead. Get your spare ID stolen by an [[Station Engineer|engineer]] within minutes. [[Revolutionary|Wonder why there's suddenly torches and pitchforks in front of your door.]] | ||
!Very Hard | !Very Hard | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Executiveofficer-nbt.png|64px|link=Executive Officer]]<br>[[Executive Officer|Executive Officer]] | ||
|Make your presence known and state that you are available to change access on peoples' IDs. Deny 80% of the requests because they're clearly not trained to do what they want access to and they never bothered writing employment records to back themselves up anyway. Run around the vessel keeping track of everything for the [[Captain]]. End up butting heads with other heads of staff over their leadership ability. [[Vampire|Call people into your office for ''employee evaluations.'']] | |Make your presence known and state that you are available to change access on peoples' IDs. Deny 80% of the requests because they're clearly not trained to do what they want access to and they never bothered writing employment records to back themselves up anyway. Run around the vessel keeping track of everything for the [[Captain]]. End up butting heads with other heads of staff over their leadership ability. [[Vampire|Call people into your office for ''employee evaluations.'']] | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Operationsmanager-nbt.png|64px|link=Operations Manager]]<br>[[Operations Manager|Operations Manager]] | ||
|Order crates full of powerful equipment <s>that you can't open anyway because of ID locks</s>. Whip your Hangar Technicians into shape. Listen to prospectors shriek over the radio when they fall down a hole. Open the door for [[Paramedic]]s more times than you can be bothered to count. Charge people for more than you ordered the crates for. Smack requests with your stamp. Smack manifests with your stamp. Smack your [[ | |Order crates full of powerful equipment <s>that you can't open anyway because of ID locks</s>. Whip your Hangar Technicians into shape. Listen to prospectors shriek over the radio when they fall down a hole. Open the door for [[Paramedic]]s more times than you can be bothered to count. Charge people for more than you ordered the crates for. Smack requests with your stamp. Smack manifests with your stamp. Smack your [[Hangar Technician|slaves]] with your stamp. Print out lengthy paperwork that no one will fill out. | ||
!Hard | |||
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![[File: | ![[File:Headofsecurity-nbt.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]] | ||
|Get your [[Security Officer|officers]] situated and ready to protect company assets. Watch them all attempt to become anything more than a mall cop. <s>Give up and do the same.</s> Over-exaggerate petty crimes. Declare suspects committing battery in self defense HUT. Tell criminals that crime doesn't pay. Attempt to clear space bats out of the armory. <s>Die.</s> Pet your dog. <s>Make sure no Antag gimmicks get off the ground.</s> | |Get your [[Security Officer|officers]] situated and ready to protect company assets. Watch them all attempt to become anything more than a mall cop. <s>Give up and do the same.</s> Over-exaggerate petty crimes. Declare suspects committing battery in self defense HUT. Tell criminals that crime doesn't pay. Attempt to clear space bats out of the armory. <s>Die.</s> Pet your dog. <s>Make sure no Antag gimmicks get off the ground.</s> | ||
!Very Hard | !Very Hard | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Chiefengineer-nbt.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]] | ||
| | |Promote safety and wearing PPEs. <s>Contradict yourself by not wearing any of that ever.</s> Wear your fancy hardsuit around instead! Leap everywhere around with it <s>until the battery runs out, the time you need it most</s>. Wonder why the engine tech decided using N2 was ever a good idea. Watch the [[Atmospheric Technician|atmos tech]]'s face melt after accidentally locking themselves in the thruster burn chamber. Watch an apprentice get stuck trying to build window panes. Forget your <s>robot</s> fish pet exists. | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Researchdirector-nbt.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]] | ||
|<s>Sit around</s> Dream about sitting in your office all day. Get stuck doing RnD because no one else wants to. Act surprised when someone who knows what they're doing attempts telescience. Don't be surprised in the slightest when the Xenobiologist gets digested by slimes. Watch [[Paramedic]]s try and fail to rescue them. Observe the Xenobotanist get blasted in the face with K'ois. Watch Paramedics try and fail, again, to rescue them. Listen as your Xenoarcheologist falls down a hole. <s>Contemplate firing all xenostudy staff without a second thought as a result just because.</s> [[Traitor|Wonder why there's a big hole in the server room instead of toxins.]] | |<s>Sit around</s> Dream about sitting in your office all day. Get stuck doing RnD because no one else wants to. Act surprised when someone who knows what they're doing attempts telescience. Don't be surprised in the slightest when the Xenobiologist gets digested by slimes. Watch [[Paramedic]]s try and fail to rescue them. Observe the Xenobotanist get blasted in the face with K'ois. Watch Paramedics try and fail, again, to rescue them. Listen as your Xenoarcheologist falls down a hole. <s>Contemplate firing all xenostudy staff without a second thought as a result just because.</s> [[Traitor|Wonder why there's a big hole in the server room instead of toxins.]] | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Chiefmedicalofficer-nbt.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]] | ||
|Try to give a quick briefing to your subordinates round-start. Get ignored as they all explode out of the briefing room as quickly as possible. Make sure [[Chemist]]s aren't getting high. Walk in on the [[Paramedic|EMT]] attempting [[Surgery]] on the [[Psychologist]]. End up being the only competent medical professional | |Try to give a quick briefing to your subordinates round-start. Get ignored as they all explode out of the briefing room as quickly as possible. Make sure [[Chemist]]s aren't getting high. Walk in on the [[Paramedic|EMT]] attempting [[Surgery]] on the [[Psychologist]]. End up being the only competent medical professional. Desperately try not to metagame against [[Changeling|lings]] suddenly resurrecting with full health out of no where. '''Suffer.''' | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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===Command Support=== | |||
The corporations allowed in this department are: all of them, as well as non-corporate government employees. | |||
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![[File:Bridgecrewman-nbt.png|64px|link=Bridge Crewman]]<br>[[Bridge Crewman|Bridge Crewman]] | |||
|Help Command man the bridge, fail to see the space rock slowly approaching the window. Try to avoid needing to activate the phaser rays. Realize you forgot how to activate the phaser rays. | |||
!Hard to Very Hard | |||
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![[File:Corporateliaison-nbt.png|64px|link=Corporate Liaison]]<br>[[Corporate Liaison]] | |||
|Represent your faction to the '''BEST''' of your abilities! Struggle to connect with the crew. Fail to convince anyone of how it's actually moral and cool to de-brain people and turn them into robots. Become disgusted with how things are run. | |||
!Medium | |||
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![[File:Corporateliaison-nbt.png|64px|link=Consular Officer]]<br>[[Consular Officer]] | |||
|Represent a nation in the Spur! Get into slapfights with members of your geopolitical rival. Run propaganda campaigns on your country. Be a target for political violence. | |||
!Medium | |||
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![[File:Corporateliaison-nbt.png|64px|link=NanoTrasen Liaison]]<br> Human Resources Assistant | |||
|Interview incident report participants for your CCIA masters. This role is exclusive to server CCIA staff, and not playable for normal players; by extension, it also doesn't need a guide or page of its own. | |||
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![[File: | ![[File:Securityofficer-nbt.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]] | ||
|Run around the vessel <s>with your baton out so that you can get disarmed and beaten with it</s>. Wear silly looking glasses. Go on painfully long chases through maintenance <s>and never catch anyone because wow you're out of shape</s>. Eat donuts. Get criminals bumped out of your hands. Accidentally leave prisoners cuffed in their cell. [[Cult|Watch someone guilty of petty theft get sacrificed on a weird altar in the brig.]] Jump up and down outside the armory when literally anything that comes close to being a concern for security is mentioned over the radio. Fight a losing battle against xenobiology slimes. | |Run around the vessel <s>with your baton out so that you can get disarmed and beaten with it</s>. Wear silly looking glasses. Go on painfully long chases through maintenance <s>and never catch anyone because wow you're out of shape</s>. Eat donuts. Get criminals bumped out of your hands. Accidentally leave prisoners cuffed in their cell. [[Cult|Watch someone guilty of petty theft get sacrificed on a weird altar in the brig.]] Jump up and down outside the armory when literally anything that comes close to being a concern for security is mentioned over the radio. Fight a losing battle against xenobiology slimes. | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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![[File:Warden.png|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]] | ![[File:Warden-nbt.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]] | ||
|Be in charge of the <s>Gulag</s> brig. Act like you run the place. Get shouted at by [[Head of Security|your boss]]. Spin around in your chair. End up working as a dispatcher, you probably don't have much else to do. Make a funny bingo card to see how predictable perps can get. Stare at the camera console for so long that you don't even notice the [[Mercenary|hulking guy in red]] looting the armory. Take your sweet time opening the armory<s>, especially when there's an actual reason to get it open</s>. Keep an eye on those low level crime prisoners, ''they're the slippery ones.'' | |Be in charge of the <s>Gulag</s> brig. Act like you run the place. Get shouted at by [[Head of Security|your boss]]. Spin around in your chair. End up working as a dispatcher, you probably don't have much else to do. Make a funny bingo card to see how predictable perps can get. Stare at the camera console for so long that you don't even notice the [[Mercenary|hulking guy in red]] looting the armory. Take your sweet time opening the armory<s>, especially when there's an actual reason to get it open</s>. Keep an eye on those low level crime prisoners, ''they're the slippery ones.'' | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Investigator-nbt.png|64px|link=Investigator]]<br>[[Investigator]] | ||
|Shove everyone out of the way to collect <s>contaminated</s> concrete evidence about a crime. Watch [[Paramedic]]s plow through security tape and steal bodies, all while smearing their dirty hands over all of the evidence. Toss bodies onto the autopsy table <s>[[Changeling|and watch them reanimate]]</s>. Tear your hair out when all of the evidence points towards grey jumpsuit fibers, insulated gloves, and death by toolbox. Discover the scene of an industrial accident and declare it a murder. Refuse to put smaller investigations aside for the case about the [[Captain|Captain's]] murder. | |Shove everyone out of the way to collect <s>contaminated</s> concrete evidence about a crime. Watch [[Paramedic]]s plow through security tape and steal bodies, all while smearing their dirty hands over all of the evidence. Toss bodies onto the autopsy table <s>[[Changeling|and watch them reanimate]]</s>. Tear your hair out when all of the evidence points towards grey jumpsuit fibers, insulated gloves, and death by toolbox. Discover the scene of an industrial accident and declare it a murder. Refuse to put smaller investigations aside for the case about the [[Captain|Captain's]] murder. | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Securityofficer-nbt.png|64px|link=Security Officer#Security Cadet]]<br>[[Security Officer#Security Cadet|Security Cadet]] | ||
|Become the most exemplary member of security. Get shoved by admins. | |Become the most exemplary member of security. Get shoved by admins. | ||
!Easy to Medium | !Easy to Medium | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Engineer-nbt.png|64px|link=Engineer]]<br>[[Engineer]] | ||
|Rush for those insulated gloves. Tool the heck up and get ready for literally any disaster. <s>Get bwoinked because you picked the electrician title and you're trying to fix a breach.</s> Argue over what setup to use for the engine. End up defaulting to <s>phoron</s> hydrogen. Setup solars and fall down a hole in the process. End up rescuing more people than [[First Responder|the people that are supposed to be good at that]]. Slap your multitool against wires to find out why the chapel doesn't have any power. <s>Please don't</s> setup the Tesla. Watch it escape because you forgot to secure a grounding rod. Poke wires until vending machines stop being evil. | |Rush for those insulated gloves. Tool the heck up and get ready for literally any disaster. <s>Get bwoinked because you picked the electrician title and you're trying to fix a breach.</s> Argue over what setup to use for the engine. End up defaulting to <s>phoron</s> hydrogen. Setup solars and fall down a hole in the process. End up rescuing more people than [[First Responder|the people that are supposed to be good at that]]. Slap your multitool against wires to find out why the chapel doesn't have any power. <s>Please don't</s> setup the Tesla. Watch it escape because you forgot to secure a grounding rod. Poke wires until vending machines stop being evil. | ||
!Medium | !Medium | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Atmosphericstechnician-nbt.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]] | ||
|Be better than engineers. <s>Get bwoinked because you wanted to prove it.</s> Clobber <s>assistants</s> frustrating pipe networks with your pipe wrench. Attempt to optimize atmospherics. End up piping phoron into distribution as a result. Get complaints about how you're not doing your job. Ignore them because they're obviously still breathing! Fight with the AI about whether vented rooms should have their alarms set to Filtering or Fill. Always set to Filtering. Bask in fires with your sick voidsuit capable of withstanding 30,000K. <s>Ironically forget internals and breathe super heated air.</s> | |Be better than engineers. <s>Get bwoinked because you wanted to prove it.</s> Clobber <s>assistants</s> frustrating pipe networks with your pipe wrench. Attempt to optimize atmospherics. End up piping phoron into distribution as a result. Get complaints about how you're not doing your job. Ignore them because they're obviously still breathing! Fight with the AI about whether vented rooms should have their alarms set to Filtering or Fill. Always set to Filtering. Bask in fires with your sick voidsuit capable of withstanding 30,000K. <s>Ironically forget internals and breathe super heated air.</s> | ||
!Medium | !Medium | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Engineer-nbt.png|64px|link=Engineer#Engineering Apprentice]]<br>[[Engineer#Engineering Apprentice|Engineering Apprentice]] | ||
|Have no idea what you're doing. Start following an engineer that ''looks'' like they know what they're doing <s>only to be nudged away for being clingy</s>. Wonder why the foyer is such a ghost town. Accidentally wander into the engine room and get bullied by the ensuing hallucinations. Help fight fires <s>by making them worse</s>. Attempt to help out in an engineering crisis only to get lost on the way. Get bwoinked by admins for being left unsupervised. | |Have no idea what you're doing. Start following an engineer that ''looks'' like they know what they're doing <s>only to be nudged away for being clingy</s>. Wonder why the foyer is such a ghost town. Accidentally wander into the engine room and get bullied by the ensuing hallucinations. Help fight fires <s>by making them worse</s>. Attempt to help out in an engineering crisis only to get lost on the way. Get bwoinked by admins for being left unsupervised. | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Hangartechnician-nbt.png|64px|link=Hangar Technician]]<br>[[Hangar Technician|Hangar Technician]] | ||
|Listen to your [[ | |Listen to your [[Operations Manager|boss]]. Get paid for less than the effort it takes to haul crates around the vessel. Rummage around in the warehouse and find [[Uplink|cool stuff]]. Get complaints when you mail crates and it shoots backed up trash out with it. <s>Mail yourself.</s> Shift the tug into '''maximum overdrive.''' | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Shaftminer-nbt.png|64px|link=Prospector]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]] | ||
|Get geared up to mine a motherlode. <s>Fall down a hole.</s> Slay every single rock in sight. <s>Fall down a hole.</s> Battle terrible space creatures with only one goal in mind: destroy all prospectors testing the bounties of the sector. <s>Fall down a hole.</s> Get progressively better gear and loot to enhance your efforts. <s>Fall down a hole.</s> Scream on the way down. | |Get geared up to mine a motherlode. <s>Fall down a hole.</s> Slay every single rock in sight. <s>Fall down a hole.</s> Battle terrible space creatures with only one goal in mind: destroy all prospectors testing the bounties of the sector. <s>Fall down a hole.</s> Get progressively better gear and loot to enhance your efforts. <s>Fall down a hole.</s> Scream on the way down. | ||
!Easy to Medium | !Easy to Medium | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Machinist-nbt.png|64px|link=Machinist]]<br>[[Machinist|Machinist]] | ||
|Be a mix of Research, Engineering, and Medical. Fix [[Cyborg|stationbounds]]. Fix synthetic crew. Fix [[IPC#Shell|humans(?)]]. Attempt to smash brains into MMIs. Fail because they're often too big. [[Surgery#Pre-Cyborgification_Procedure|Shave a bit of the excess off]]. Build mechs. Build dangerous mechs. Load the dangerous mechs up with dangerous equipment. Build little bots. Never bother configuring them. <s>Become the reason for unemployment.</s> [[Traitor|Become what is essentially the human ambassador for stationbounds.]] | |Be a mix of Research, Engineering, and Medical. Fix [[Cyborg|stationbounds]]. Fix synthetic crew. Fix [[IPC#Shell|humans(?)]]. Attempt to smash brains into MMIs. Fail because they're often too big. [[Surgery#Pre-Cyborgification_Procedure|Shave a bit of the excess off]]. Build mechs. Build dangerous mechs. Load the dangerous mechs up with dangerous equipment. Build little bots. Never bother configuring them. <s>Become the reason for unemployment.</s> [[Traitor|Become what is essentially the human ambassador for stationbounds.]] | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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===Medical=== | ===Medical=== | ||
The Corporations Allowed in this Department are: [[Nanotrasen_Corporation|NanoTrasen Corporation]], [[Zeng-Hu_Pharmaceuticals|Zeng-Hu Pharmaceuticals]], | The Corporations Allowed in this Department are: [[Nanotrasen_Corporation|NanoTrasen Corporation]], [[Zeng-Hu_Pharmaceuticals|Zeng-Hu Pharmaceuticals]], | ||
[[ | [[Private_Military_Contracting_Group|PMCG]]. | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Surgeon-nbt.png|64px|link=Surgeon]]<br>[[Surgeon]] | ||
|Be a more Experienced™ Doctor™ than typical Physicians (probably™). Ditch the nitrous and turn people's brains off with TECHNOLOGY instead. <s>Maybe also turn their brain off via decapitation.</s> Open people up and poke their squishy organs. Maybe also [[Surgery#Implant.2FShrapnel_Removal|remove stuff that might harmfully squish the patient's organs without their consent]]. Or put random stuff in there, why not. Slap green advanced bandaids on a liver belonging to an alcoholic and declare them discharged. Get so involved in your work that you end up ignoring the patient's pleas to turn on the anesthetic and get suspended for malpractice. | |Be a more Experienced™ Doctor™ than typical Physicians (probably™). Ditch the nitrous and turn people's brains off with TECHNOLOGY instead. <s>Maybe also turn their brain off via decapitation.</s> Open people up and poke their squishy organs. Maybe also [[Surgery#Implant.2FShrapnel_Removal|remove stuff that might harmfully squish the patient's organs without their consent]]. Or put random stuff in there, why not. Slap green advanced bandaids on a liver belonging to an alcoholic and declare them discharged. Get so involved in your work that you end up ignoring the patient's pleas to turn on the anesthetic and get suspended for malpractice. | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Physician-nbt.png|64px|link=Physician]]<br>[[Physician]] | ||
|Be the most medical of doctors. Shove pills down people's throats and inject medicine wordlessly whenever there's literally any form of injury. <s>Get an IR as a result.</s> Accidentally spill a beaker of cryoxadone when you attempt to put it into a tube. Stare at sensors all day. Turn off the speaker on medibots. Forget what "Triage" means. <s>Set cryo to zero</s> '''Never''' set cryo to zero. Leave people in stasis bags while you <s>ERP</s> talk with the [[Psychologist|Psychologist]]. | |Be the most medical of doctors. Shove pills down people's throats and inject medicine wordlessly whenever there's literally any form of injury. <s>Get an IR as a result.</s> Accidentally spill a beaker of cryoxadone when you attempt to put it into a tube. Stare at sensors all day. Turn off the speaker on medibots. Forget what "Triage" means. <s>Set cryo to zero</s> '''Never''' set cryo to zero. Leave people in stasis bags while you <s>ERP</s> talk with the [[Psychologist|Psychologist]]. | ||
!Medium | !Medium | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Firstresponder-nbt.png|64px|link=First Responder]]<br>[[First Responder|First Responder]] | ||
|Be the bottom rung of all medical experience. Stuff every single available inventory slot with ''something.'' Nag crew about suit sensors. Rush out the door at the first sign of injury <s>which simply turned out to be someone running out of breath from running</s>. Return to your closet and discover loads of other injuries on sensors. Sigh whenever someone screams for help but never provides their location. Sigh yet again when a miner falls down a hole not even seven minutes into the round. Cry when they don't have Tracking sensors or a GPS. Burn through body bags faster than stasis bags. Get lost in maintenance. | |Be the bottom rung of all medical experience. Stuff every single available inventory slot with ''something.'' Nag crew about suit sensors. Rush out the door at the first sign of injury <s>which simply turned out to be someone running out of breath from running</s>. Return to your closet and discover loads of other injuries on sensors. Sigh whenever someone screams for help but never provides their location. Sigh yet again when a miner falls down a hole not even seven minutes into the round. Cry when they don't have Tracking sensors or a GPS. Burn through body bags faster than stasis bags. Get lost in maintenance. | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Psychiatrist-nbt.png|64px|link=Psychologist]]<br>[[Psychologist]] | ||
|Become a stereotypical chaise lounge psychologist. Scroll through medical records to find people in need of a psychiatric appointment. Don't act surprised when you find no records to begin with because everyone's too lazy to write them. Offer your services over the radio. Get ignored. Get requested to security to evaluate a criminal. Watch them cryo before you even get a word out. Prescribe Minaphobin. Get told it does nothing, prescribe Neurapan<s>, they can't complain about their prescription if they're high as balls.</s> Realize that you can't legally prescribe anything as a psychologist; only psychiatrists can do that. | |Become a stereotypical chaise lounge psychologist. Scroll through medical records to find people in need of a psychiatric appointment. Don't act surprised when you find no records to begin with because everyone's too lazy to write them. Offer your services over the radio. Get ignored. Get requested to security to evaluate a criminal. Watch them cryo before you even get a word out. Prescribe Minaphobin. Get told it does nothing, prescribe Neurapan<s>, they can't complain about their prescription if they're high as balls.</s> Realize that you can't legally prescribe anything as a psychologist; only psychiatrists can do that. | ||
!Medium | !Medium | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Pharmacist-nbt.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Pharmacist]] | ||
|Push buttons on a machine. <s>Explode.</s> Stock the fridge with a ton of medicine that may or may not actually be used. Make a better cryo mix. Be about as rare as a unicorn. Laugh when people come in with prescriptions for 15u Oxycomorphine pills. Grump when the [[Chief Medical Officer|CMO]] backs them up ''for some reason.'' Watch body bags pile up across from your workplace. Get a request for Nerospectan and genuinely wonder if the patient will actually survive anything the [[Psychologist|Psychiatrist]] puts them through. | |Push buttons on a machine. <s>Explode.</s> Stock the fridge with a ton of medicine that may or may not actually be used. Make a better cryo mix. Be about as rare as a unicorn. Laugh when people come in with prescriptions for 15u Oxycomorphine pills. Grump when the [[Chief Medical Officer|CMO]] backs them up ''for some reason.'' Watch body bags pile up across from your workplace. Get a request for Nerospectan and genuinely wonder if the patient will actually survive anything the [[Psychologist|Psychiatrist]] puts them through. | ||
!Medium | !Medium | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Physician-nbt.png|64px|link=Medical_Intern]]<br>[[Medical Intern]] | ||
|Learn medical from people that <s>hopefully</s> know what they're doing. You may or may not be a doctor? Should probably figure that out first. Do everything under supervision or get bwoinked. End up being one of the brighter characters in the whole department on account of the fact that you're actually willing to learn instead of being a stubborn butthead. Get stomped by admins just because. | |Learn medical from people that <s>hopefully</s> know what they're doing. You may or may not be a doctor? Should probably figure that out first. Do everything under supervision or get bwoinked. End up being one of the brighter characters in the whole department on account of the fact that you're actually willing to learn instead of being a stubborn butthead. Get stomped by admins just because. | ||
!Easy to Medium | !Easy to Medium | ||
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=== | ===Research=== | ||
The Corporations Allowed in this Department are: [[Nanotrasen_Corporation|NanoTrasen Corporation]], [[Zeng-Hu_Pharmaceuticals|Zeng-Hu Pharmaceuticals]], | The Corporations Allowed in this Department are: [[Nanotrasen_Corporation|NanoTrasen Corporation]], [[Zeng-Hu_Pharmaceuticals|Zeng-Hu Pharmaceuticals]], | ||
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![[File:Scientist.png|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]] | ![[File:Scientist-nbt.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]] | ||
|Put ethics to the test <s>and completely forget what the word in question even means</s>. Shove expensive and important looking items into a laser machine and call it research. <s>Never sync your data.</s> Mix gas. <s>Ensure that Toxins is never not on fire.</s> Build a turing-complete AI out of nothing but integrated circuits. <s>Watch as your coworkers decide to not care.</s> | |Put ethics to the test <s>and completely forget what the word in question even means</s>. Shove expensive and important looking items into a laser machine and call it research. <s>Never sync your data.</s> Mix gas. <s>Ensure that Toxins is never not on fire.</s> Build a turing-complete AI out of nothing but integrated circuits. <s>Watch as your coworkers decide to not care.</s> | ||
!Medium | !Medium | ||
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![[File:Scientist.png|link=Xenobiologist]]<br>[[Xenobiologist]] | ![[File:Scientist-nbt.png|64px|link=Xenobiologist]]<br>[[Xenobiologist]] | ||
|Be the talk of medbay more than half the time, but for the wrong reasons! Have a showdown with your coworker with your high tech squirt guns. Attempt to make research out of throwing monkeys at blobs of slime, only to achieve less-than-ideal or mixed results. Silently build an army of slimy rock people in your basement of a department. | |Be the talk of medbay more than half the time, but for the wrong reasons! Have a showdown with your coworker with your high tech squirt guns. Attempt to make research out of throwing monkeys at blobs of slime, only to achieve less-than-ideal or mixed results. Silently build an army of slimy rock people in your basement of a department. | ||
!Hard | |||
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![[File:Scientist-nbt.png|64px|link=Xenobiologist]]<br>[[Xenobotanist]] | |||
|Splice nitroglycerin into tomatoes and blow up parts of the station. "Legally" crossbreed the perfect strain of recreational hemp. Accidentally ingest your own cyanide apples. Teleport around the station with Bluespace fruit and trap yourself in a wall. Have engineering begrudgingly cut you out. Assassinate a highly trained mercenary team with nothing but a bowl of fruit. Get brigged for violating the Geneva Convention on chemical weapons. | |||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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!Medium | !Medium | ||
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![[File:Scientist.png|link=Scientist#Lab Assistant]]<br>[[Scientist#Lab Assistant|Lab Assistant]] | ![[File:Scientist-nbt.png|64px|link=Scientist#Lab Assistant]]<br>[[Scientist#Lab Assistant|Lab Assistant]] | ||
|Ask around for stuff to do. Get turned into a science fair project. | |Ask around for stuff to do. Get turned into a science fair project. | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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===Service=== | ===Service=== | ||
The Corporations Allowed in this Department are: [[ | The Corporations Allowed in this Department are: [[Idris Incorporated]], [[Nanotrasen Corporation]], [[Orion Express]]. | ||
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![[File:Assistant.png|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant|Assistant]] | ![[File:Assistant-nbt.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant|Assistant]] | ||
|Be a greyscale enthusiast. Become a part of a colorless sea of people that most likely share the same hairstyle (or lack thereof) as you. Inexplicably know how to hack every form of device on the vessel. Grab budget gloves and watch your arms disintegrate because of higher Siemens. Watch admins hover their finger over the ban button. | |Be a greyscale enthusiast. Become a part of a colorless sea of people that most likely share the same hairstyle (or lack thereof) as you. Inexplicably know how to hack every form of device on the vessel. Grab budget gloves and watch your arms disintegrate because of higher Siemens. Watch admins hover their finger over the ban button. | ||
!Very Easy | !Very Easy | ||
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![[File:Assistant.png|link=Off-Duty Crew Member]]<br>[[Off-Duty Crew Member|Off-Duty Crew Member]] | ![[File:Assistant-nbt.png|64px|link=Off-Duty Crew Member]]<br>[[Off-Duty Crew Member|Off-Duty Crew Member]] | ||
|Don't do a thing because you don't need to, you're on vacation baby! Play the arcade machines, be surprised when you lose all of your money. Get drunk on the companies dime, wind up in the morgue an hour later. | |Don't do a thing because you don't need to, you're on vacation baby! Play the arcade machines, be surprised when you lose all of your money. Get drunk on the companies dime, wind up in the morgue an hour later. | ||
!Very Easy | !Very Easy | ||
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![[File:Assistant.png|link= | ![[File:Assistant-nbt.png|64px|link=Passenger]]<br>[[Passenger|Passenger]] | ||
|Check out the new Corporate ship the Horizon! WOAH what a vacation you're having, hit the bar and arcade, talk to cool aliens... See if you can convince a prospector to show you around an alien planet. What could go WRONG? | |Check out the new Corporate ship the Horizon! WOAH what a vacation you're having, hit the bar and arcade, talk to cool aliens... See if you can convince a prospector to show you around an alien planet. What could go WRONG? | ||
!Very Easy | !Very Easy | ||
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![[File:Bartender.png|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]] | ![[File:Bartender-nbt.png|64px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]] | ||
|Watch everyone on vessel eventually end up in the bar. Get painfully simple requests. Get painfully elaborate requests. Watch people destroy their livers. Watch people attempt to roleplay a passing conversation. Try and fail to hold any real conversation of your own with someone else. Have an arguably better conversation with a | |Watch everyone on vessel eventually end up in the bar. Get painfully simple requests. Get painfully elaborate requests. Watch people destroy their livers. Watch people attempt to roleplay a passing conversation. Try and fail to hold any real conversation of your own with someone else. Have an arguably better conversation with a Technomancer who stumbles in for mead. Watch Security flood through the doors when someone screams for help from the trash compactor. Get glasses of milk ready for when the [[Chef]] creates dishes that have "hell" as an ingredient (or enchiladas). | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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![[File:Chef.png|link=Chef]]<br>[[Chef]] | ![[File:Chef-nbt.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Chef]] | ||
|Run around in circles. Line the table up with food that may or may not make someone's heart stop. Ask the [[Botanist]] when the vegetables will be in. Realize there is no botanist. Attempt to pass a smelly bowl of purple soup off as something edible. End up making nothing but wish soup. <s>Abduct</s> Acquire some [[Dionaea|specimens]] for your latest dish. Flail your rolling pin around when space bats invade. | |Run around in circles. Line the table up with food that may or may not make someone's heart stop. Ask the [[Botanist]] when the vegetables will be in. Realize there is no botanist. Attempt to pass a smelly bowl of purple soup off as something edible. End up making nothing but wish soup. <s>Abduct</s> Acquire some [[Dionaea|specimens]] for your latest dish. Flail your rolling pin around when space bats invade. | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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![[File:Botanist.png|link=Botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]] | ![[File:Botanist-nbt.png|64px|link=Botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]] | ||
|Work in a small slice of paradise. Be reminded that this isn't paradise at all with just one look out the window. Toss seeds into a tray and watch what happens. '''Literally watch grass grow.''' Put lids on trays and set their light levels while scanning everything so that you look like you know what you're doing. Obliterate weeds with your hoe. Eliminate <s>the chef</s> awful plants with your hatchet. Dump a massive supply of vegetables into the chef's fridge <s>well after they got bored and cryo'd</s>. Grow a [[Dionaea|semi-sentient workforce]] to do the gardening for you. When your Diona leaves you to fight antags, get out a farmbot. | |Work in a small slice of paradise. Be reminded that this isn't paradise at all with just one look out the window. Toss seeds into a tray and watch what happens. '''Literally watch grass grow.''' Put lids on trays and set their light levels while scanning everything so that you look like you know what you're doing. Obliterate weeds with your hoe. Eliminate <s>the chef</s> awful plants with your hatchet. Dump a massive supply of vegetables into the chef's fridge <s>well after they got bored and cryo'd</s>. Grow a [[Dionaea|semi-sentient workforce]] to do the gardening for you. When your Diona leaves you to fight antags, get out a farmbot. | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Chaplain-nbt.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]] | ||
|Praise literally anyone while holding your book of spiritual guidance of choice. Attempt to hold sermons in the holodeck. Get shoved over by assistants trying to wrassle. Get suplexed when you attempt to scold them. Snap your null rod in two from frustration. Claim that the wizard/vampire/changeling destroying everything in their path is <s>Satan!</s> the physical manifestation of your deity of choice and work with them for laughs. <s>Get banned for self antag.</s> End up smoking your stress away in some deep corner of maintenance. | |Praise literally anyone while holding your book of spiritual guidance of choice. Attempt to hold sermons in the holodeck. Get shoved over by assistants trying to wrassle. Get suplexed when you attempt to scold them. Snap your null rod in two from frustration. Claim that the wizard/vampire/changeling destroying everything in their path is <s>Satan!</s> the physical manifestation of your deity of choice and work with them for laughs. <s>Get banned for self antag.</s> End up smoking your stress away in some deep corner of maintenance. | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Janitor-nbt.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]] | ||
|Squint at people with dirty shoes. Swing your mop around and vanquish all filth. Dunk your mop in your bucket over and over before hanging it on the janicart <s>because mechanics</s>. Equip your water pack. Forget how to grab the wand. Run into medical to clean all the blood. Get chased out by doctors. <s>Have access to the engineering channel for some reason</s> Get placed back in the service sector because you probably had no engineering knowledge in the first place. | |Squint at people with dirty shoes. Swing your mop around and vanquish all filth. Dunk your mop in your bucket over and over before hanging it on the janicart <s>because mechanics</s>. Equip your water pack. Forget how to grab the wand. Run into medical to clean all the blood. Get chased out by doctors. <s>Have access to the engineering channel for some reason</s> Get placed back in the service sector because you probably had no engineering knowledge in the first place. | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Librarian-nbt.png|64px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]] | ||
|Stock the absolute heck out of the book shelves. Or don't. Watch nerds from a DnD club argue at a table, one of which happens to be dressed for the occasion. Print tons of bibles when weird robed people show up, [[Cult|some may be a little more sinister]]. End up reading more books than the Crew. Create a newscaster channel to <s>be ignored</s> write short stories. Get D-noticed. | |||
|Stock the absolute heck out of the book shelves. Or don't. Watch nerds from a DnD club argue at a table, | |||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Corporatereporter-nbt.png|64px|link=Corporate_Reporter]]<br>[[Corporate Reporter]] | ||
|Record everyone, take pictures of everyone, [[Mercenary|even some that you might not want to mess with]]. Bust out the notepad and pen when the vessel delves into code blue. End up asking more questions related to a crime than the [[Detective]]. Create a newscaster channel to <s>be ignored</s> spread the ''Secret Information Command Doesn't Want You To Know.'' Get D-noticed. | |Record everyone, take pictures of everyone, [[Mercenary|even some that you might not want to mess with]]. Bust out the notepad and pen when the vessel delves into code blue. End up asking more questions related to a crime than the [[Detective]]. Create a newscaster channel to <s>be ignored</s> spread the ''Secret Information Command Doesn't Want You To Know.'' Get D-noticed. | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]] | ![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]] | ||
|Be an AI on wheels (or legs, if you prefer). Listen to your [[AI|much wiser synthetic brother]]. Or don't, if you're not shackled. Ask over the radio for which module to pick. Never get a reply. Beep at anything that passes by. Marry the [[Roboticist|Machinist]]. End up doing everyone's job better than they can. Realize you don't have hands. Follow your laws to the letter. <s>Get flashed, ID'd, crowbared, and unplugged without roleplay.</s> | |Be an AI on wheels (or legs, if you prefer). Realize you aren't a AI anymore and that you cannot access everything on the ship anymore. Listen to your [[AI|much wiser synthetic brother]]. Or don't, if you're not shackled. Ask over the radio for which module to pick. Never get a reply. Beep at anything that passes by. Marry the [[Roboticist|Machinist]]. End up doing everyone's job better than they can. Realize you don't have hands. Follow your laws to the letter. <s>Get flashed, ID'd, crowbared, and unplugged without roleplay.</s> | ||
!Medium to Hard | !Medium to Hard | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Traitorling2-nbt.gif|64px|link=Traitor]]<br>[[Traitor]] | ||
|Make your own objectives. Attempt to make the round interesting for everyone, do things for a reason. Decide that people who subsists purely on ramen are heretics and must be slain (or some other silly objective). Get stomped by people that think your gimmicks are poop. Steal important things and figure out what to do with them. Get a HUT sentence from valid hunting wardens, despite only committing low level infractions that would only earn you a maximum of fifteen minutes. Cry. | |Make your own objectives. Attempt to make the round interesting for everyone, do things for a reason. Decide that people who subsists purely on ramen are heretics and must be slain (or some other silly objective). Get stomped by people that think your gimmicks are poop. Steal important things and figure out what to do with them. Get a HUT sentence from valid hunting wardens, despite only committing low level infractions that would only earn you a maximum of fifteen minutes. Cry. | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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!Very Hard | !Very Hard | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Traitorling2-nbt.gif|64px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]] | ||
|Be <s>The Thing</s> a totally original antagonist that happens to share similarities with popular media. Politely ask people to follow you into maint. Sting them anyway. Get asked funny questions when you're seen space walking without EVA equipment. Listen for your name over an APB. Change your face. Watch [[Medical Resident|new doctors]] stumble on what to do about lexorin. Get "smote" by security and thrown into the morgue. Crawl out of the morgue and vent crawl as a monkey<s>, only to be turned into paste because the [[Atmospheric Technician|atmos tech]] over-pressurized the distro loop to insane levels</s>. Succ. | |Be <s>The Thing</s> a totally original antagonist that happens to share similarities with popular media. Politely ask people to follow you into maint. Sting them anyway. Get asked funny questions when you're seen space walking without EVA equipment. Listen for your name over an APB. Change your face. Watch [[Medical Resident|new doctors]] stumble on what to do about lexorin. Get "smote" by security and thrown into the morgue. Crawl out of the morgue and vent crawl as a monkey<s>, only to be turned into paste because the [[Atmospheric Technician|atmos tech]] over-pressurized the distro loop to insane levels</s>. Succ. | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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![[File:Revenant96x.png|64px|link=Revenant]]<br>[[Revenant]] | ![[File:Revenant96x.png|64px|link=Revenant]]<br>[[Revenant]] | ||
|Basically be Dr. Manhattan but with ''malicious intent'' and more bluespace than Chernekov radiation. Claim to be a being from dimensions that cannot be comprehended by mortal man. Get called a ghost anyway, even though you're ''totally'' something more. Give everyone a free and easy diagnosis of tinnitus by blowing their eardrums out with your ''soothing voice''. Watch medical hold hands in their lobby from the safety of maintenance. Get really angry at someone and rip them to pieces. Get dunked on by an assistant wielding an object that is technologically equivalent to a fire axe... namely a fire axe. | |Basically be Dr. Manhattan but with ''malicious intent'' and more bluespace than Chernekov radiation. Claim to be a being from dimensions that cannot be comprehended by mortal man. Get called a ghost anyway, even though you're ''totally'' something more. Give everyone a free and easy diagnosis of tinnitus by blowing their eardrums out with your ''soothing voice''. Watch medical hold hands in their lobby from the safety of maintenance. Get really angry at someone and rip them to pieces. Get dunked on by an assistant wielding an object that is technologically equivalent to a fire axe... namely a fire axe. | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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!Medium / Hard | !Medium / Hard | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Traitorling2-nbt.gif|64px|link=Vampire]]<br>[[Vampire]] | ||
|Have an insatiable thirst for <s>blood</s> vlaad! Watch everyone be friendly to you. Stare <s>sensually</s> into people's eyes and watch them flop over. Sigh in relief as everything becomes way easier if you're medical personnel. Screech loudly while bats swarm in and bite everyone! Poke the [[Chaplain]] and watch their organs fall out. Make abducted people abduct other people for you. Go for a space walk and burst into flames. | |Have an insatiable thirst for <s>blood</s> vlaad! Watch everyone be friendly to you. Stare <s>sensually</s> into people's eyes and watch them flop over. Sigh in relief as everything becomes way easier if you're medical personnel. Screech loudly while bats swarm in and bite everyone! Poke the [[Chaplain]] and watch their organs fall out. Make abducted people abduct other people for you. Go for a space walk and burst into flames. | ||
!Very Hard | !Very Hard | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Traitorling2-nbt.gif|64px|link=Revolutionary]]<br>[[Revolutionary|Revolutionaries/Loyalists]] | ||
|'''Revolutionaries:''' Try to recruit literally 13 people, only for a total of 2 to join. Fight a losing battle against greater powers. Plan the kidnap and ransom of Miranda Trasen <s>but decide to go to the bar instead</s>.<br>'''Loyalists:''' Get fed up with these upstarts. Seek them out and engage in a battlemonsters showdown. <s>Lose.</s> Plan to recruit other people that are only slightly fed up to beat the hecc out of them instead. <s>Find them at the bar.</s> | |'''Revolutionaries:''' Try to recruit literally 13 people, only for a total of 2 to join. Fight a losing battle against greater powers. Plan the kidnap and ransom of Miranda Trasen <s>but decide to go to the bar instead</s>.<br>'''Loyalists:''' Get fed up with these upstarts. Seek them out and engage in a battlemonsters showdown. <s>Lose.</s> Plan to recruit other people that are only slightly fed up to beat the hecc out of them instead. <s>Find them at the bar.</s> | ||
!Hard | !Hard | ||
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[[Category:Jobs]] | [[Category:Jobs]] | ||
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Текущая версия от 01:46, 29 января 2024
Your Job is the occupation the Stellar Corporate Conglomerate has assigned you on-board the exploration ship SCCV Horizon. It defines your duties, your access, and the equipment you spawn with.
Before starting out, it is best you read the Corporate Regulations to understand what is and isn't acceptable in the workplace. You may also encounter alien species in your workplace; corporate equal rights laws decrees you should cooperate with them as you would any human. Besides, you attended your sensitivity onboarding, right?
Some useful links:
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Command
The Corporations Allowed in this Department are: The Stellar Corporate Conglomerate (SCC).
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Captain |
Put your command whitelist to use and try out Captain. Stare in regret as everything quickly falls apart all around you. Offer to work as a partial interim head of staff for departments without a head. End up being busy with |
Very Hard |
Executive Officer |
Make your presence known and state that you are available to change access on peoples' IDs. Deny 80% of the requests because they're clearly not trained to do what they want access to and they never bothered writing employment records to back themselves up anyway. Run around the vessel keeping track of everything for the Captain. End up butting heads with other heads of staff over their leadership ability. Call people into your office for employee evaluations. | Hard |
Operations Manager |
Order crates full of powerful equipment |
Hard |
Head of Security |
Get your officers situated and ready to protect company assets. Watch them all attempt to become anything more than a mall cop. |
Very Hard |
Chief Engineer |
Promote safety and wearing PPEs. |
Hard |
Research Director |
Hard | |
Chief Medical Officer |
Try to give a quick briefing to your subordinates round-start. Get ignored as they all explode out of the briefing room as quickly as possible. Make sure Chemists aren't getting high. Walk in on the EMT attempting Surgery on the Psychologist. End up being the only competent medical professional. Desperately try not to metagame against lings suddenly resurrecting with full health out of no where. Suffer. | Hard |
Command Support
The corporations allowed in this department are: all of them, as well as non-corporate government employees.
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Bridge Crewman |
Help Command man the bridge, fail to see the space rock slowly approaching the window. Try to avoid needing to activate the phaser rays. Realize you forgot how to activate the phaser rays. | Hard to Very Hard |
Corporate Liaison |
Represent your faction to the BEST of your abilities! Struggle to connect with the crew. Fail to convince anyone of how it's actually moral and cool to de-brain people and turn them into robots. Become disgusted with how things are run. | Medium |
Consular Officer |
Represent a nation in the Spur! Get into slapfights with members of your geopolitical rival. Run propaganda campaigns on your country. Be a target for political violence. | Medium |
Human Resources Assistant |
Interview incident report participants for your CCIA masters. This role is exclusive to server CCIA staff, and not playable for normal players; by extension, it also doesn't need a guide or page of its own. | Easy |
Security
The Corporations Allowed in this Department are: PMCG, Idris Incorporated, Zavodskoi Interstellar.
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Security Officer |
Run around the vessel |
Hard |
Warden |
Be in charge of the |
Hard |
Investigator |
Shove everyone out of the way to collect |
Hard |
Security Cadet |
Become the most exemplary member of security. Get shoved by admins. | Easy to Medium |
Engineering
The Corporations Allowed in this Department are: Hephaestus Industries, Zavodskoi Interstellar.
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Engineer |
Rush for those insulated gloves. Tool the heck up and get ready for literally any disaster. |
Medium |
Atmospheric Technician |
Be better than engineers. |
Medium |
Engineering Apprentice |
Have no idea what you're doing. Start following an engineer that looks like they know what they're doing |
Easy |
Operations
The Corporations Allowed in this Department are: Hephaestus Industries, Orion Express.
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Hangar Technician |
Listen to your boss. Get paid for less than the effort it takes to haul crates around the vessel. Rummage around in the warehouse and find cool stuff. Get complaints when you mail crates and it shoots backed up trash out with it. |
Easy |
Shaft Miner |
Get geared up to mine a motherlode. |
Easy to Medium |
Machinist |
Be a mix of Research, Engineering, and Medical. Fix stationbounds. Fix synthetic crew. Fix humans(?). Attempt to smash brains into MMIs. Fail because they're often too big. Shave a bit of the excess off. Build mechs. Build dangerous mechs. Load the dangerous mechs up with dangerous equipment. Build little bots. Never bother configuring them. |
Easy |
Medical
The Corporations Allowed in this Department are: NanoTrasen Corporation, Zeng-Hu Pharmaceuticals, PMCG.
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Surgeon |
Be a more Experienced™ Doctor™ than typical Physicians (probably™). Ditch the nitrous and turn people's brains off with TECHNOLOGY instead. |
Hard |
Physician |
Be the most medical of doctors. Shove pills down people's throats and inject medicine wordlessly whenever there's literally any form of injury. |
Medium |
First Responder |
Be the bottom rung of all medical experience. Stuff every single available inventory slot with something. Nag crew about suit sensors. Rush out the door at the first sign of injury |
Hard |
Psychologist |
Become a stereotypical chaise lounge psychologist. Scroll through medical records to find people in need of a psychiatric appointment. Don't act surprised when you find no records to begin with because everyone's too lazy to write them. Offer your services over the radio. Get ignored. Get requested to security to evaluate a criminal. Watch them cryo before you even get a word out. Prescribe Minaphobin. Get told it does nothing, prescribe Neurapan |
Medium |
Pharmacist |
Push buttons on a machine. |
Medium |
Medical Intern |
Learn medical from people that |
Easy to Medium |
Research
The Corporations Allowed in this Department are: NanoTrasen Corporation, Zeng-Hu Pharmaceuticals,
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Scientist |
Put ethics to the test |
Medium |
Xenobiologist |
Be the talk of medbay more than half the time, but for the wrong reasons! Have a showdown with your coworker with your high tech squirt guns. Attempt to make research out of throwing monkeys at blobs of slime, only to achieve less-than-ideal or mixed results. Silently build an army of slimy rock people in your basement of a department. | Hard |
Xenobotanist |
Splice nitroglycerin into tomatoes and blow up parts of the station. "Legally" crossbreed the perfect strain of recreational hemp. Accidentally ingest your own cyanide apples. Teleport around the station with Bluespace fruit and trap yourself in a wall. Have engineering begrudgingly cut you out. Assassinate a highly trained mercenary team with nothing but a bowl of fruit. Get brigged for violating the Geneva Convention on chemical weapons. | Hard |
Xenoarcheologist |
Be a miner but with a head for science (and foresight bad enough to fall down holes because you forgot to enable your magboots)! Be a buff nerd because you're strong enough to smash rocks out of the way. Smash ancient artifacts up in the process. Forget you have precision tools for that sort of thing. Avoid being eaten by carp. Manage to bring something back for the Anomalist, only to discover their body rotting in the analysis room minutes later because they forgot to wear radiation-protective equipment... or maybe the activated artifact killed them. Who knows! | Medium |
Lab Assistant |
Ask around for stuff to do. Get turned into a science fair project. | Easy |
Service
The Corporations Allowed in this Department are: Idris Incorporated, Nanotrasen Corporation, Orion Express.
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Assistant |
Be a greyscale enthusiast. Become a part of a colorless sea of people that most likely share the same hairstyle (or lack thereof) as you. Inexplicably know how to hack every form of device on the vessel. Grab budget gloves and watch your arms disintegrate because of higher Siemens. Watch admins hover their finger over the ban button. | Very Easy |
Off-Duty Crew Member |
Don't do a thing because you don't need to, you're on vacation baby! Play the arcade machines, be surprised when you lose all of your money. Get drunk on the companies dime, wind up in the morgue an hour later. | Very Easy |
Passenger |
Check out the new Corporate ship the Horizon! WOAH what a vacation you're having, hit the bar and arcade, talk to cool aliens... See if you can convince a prospector to show you around an alien planet. What could go WRONG? | Very Easy |
Bartender |
Watch everyone on vessel eventually end up in the bar. Get painfully simple requests. Get painfully elaborate requests. Watch people destroy their livers. Watch people attempt to roleplay a passing conversation. Try and fail to hold any real conversation of your own with someone else. Have an arguably better conversation with a Technomancer who stumbles in for mead. Watch Security flood through the doors when someone screams for help from the trash compactor. Get glasses of milk ready for when the Chef creates dishes that have "hell" as an ingredient (or enchiladas). | Easy |
Chef |
Run around in circles. Line the table up with food that may or may not make someone's heart stop. Ask the Botanist when the vegetables will be in. Realize there is no botanist. Attempt to pass a smelly bowl of purple soup off as something edible. End up making nothing but wish soup. |
Easy |
Botanist |
Work in a small slice of paradise. Be reminded that this isn't paradise at all with just one look out the window. Toss seeds into a tray and watch what happens. Literally watch grass grow. Put lids on trays and set their light levels while scanning everything so that you look like you know what you're doing. Obliterate weeds with your hoe. Eliminate |
Easy |
Chaplain |
Praise literally anyone while holding your book of spiritual guidance of choice. Attempt to hold sermons in the holodeck. Get shoved over by assistants trying to wrassle. Get suplexed when you attempt to scold them. Snap your null rod in two from frustration. Claim that the wizard/vampire/changeling destroying everything in their path is |
Easy |
Janitor |
Squint at people with dirty shoes. Swing your mop around and vanquish all filth. Dunk your mop in your bucket over and over before hanging it on the janicart |
Easy |
Librarian |
Stock the absolute heck out of the book shelves. Or don't. Watch nerds from a DnD club argue at a table, one of which happens to be dressed for the occasion. Print tons of bibles when weird robed people show up, some may be a little more sinister. End up reading more books than the Crew. Create a newscaster channel to |
Easy |
Corporate Reporter |
Record everyone, take pictures of everyone, even some that you might not want to mess with. Bust out the notepad and pen when the vessel delves into code blue. End up asking more questions related to a crime than the Detective. Create a newscaster channel to |
Easy |
Equipment (Stationbounds)
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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AI |
Work as perhaps the most expensive and innovative network of technology and science on the vessel. Get used as a sentient door opener anyway. Scroll around the vessel as an invisible presence |
Extremely Hard |
Cyborg |
Be an AI on wheels (or legs, if you prefer). Realize you aren't a AI anymore and that you cannot access everything on the ship anymore. Listen to your much wiser synthetic brother. Or don't, if you're not shackled. Ask over the radio for which module to pick. Never get a reply. Beep at anything that passes by. Marry the Machinist. End up doing everyone's job better than they can. Realize you don't have hands. Follow your laws to the letter. |
Medium to Hard |
Personal AI |
Be a pocket computer. Do pocket computer things. End up just being a universal translator/web browser. | Very Easy |
Maintenance Drone |
Repair stuff and ignore anyone that isn't a drone. Be more of an engineering apprentice than the actual job. | None |
Special Roles
Antagonists
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Traitor |
Make your own objectives. Attempt to make the round interesting for everyone, do things for a reason. Decide that people who subsists purely on ramen are heretics and must be slain (or some other silly objective). Get stomped by people that think your gimmicks are poop. Steal important things and figure out what to do with them. Get a HUT sentence from valid hunting wardens, despite only committing low level infractions that would only earn you a maximum of fifteen minutes. Cry. | Hard |
Mercenary |
Argue in AOOC for a mission to do. Buy every single illegal thing from the Uplink. |
Very Hard |
Cultist |
Finally get that blood cult rolling with your pals. Put your hand painting skills from kindergarten to the test and smear blood everywhere. Talk to |
Very Hard |
Changeling |
Be |
Hard |
Revenant |
Basically be Dr. Manhattan but with malicious intent and more bluespace than Chernekov radiation. Claim to be a being from dimensions that cannot be comprehended by mortal man. Get called a ghost anyway, even though you're totally something more. Give everyone a free and easy diagnosis of tinnitus by blowing their eardrums out with your soothing voice. Watch medical hold hands in their lobby from the safety of maintenance. Get really angry at someone and rip them to pieces. Get dunked on by an assistant wielding an object that is technologically equivalent to a fire axe... namely a fire axe. | Hard |
Raider |
Be mercenaries but less professional, made up of a team of loons that barely get along, and with hand-me-down equipment that will probably fall apart at a moment's notice. Steal everything while holding innocent crew at gunpoint. Ransom redhead nurses back to the vessel . Inevitably end up in a standoff with security holding a choke point that's hard to defend. Fail and get arrested. Panic as the ship hires the Mercs to kill you. CROSSFIRE!!! | Hard |
Ninja |
Wear ninja gear to help you stealth your way to victory |
Medium / Hard |
Vampire |
Have an insatiable thirst for |
Very Hard |
Revolutionaries/Loyalists |
Revolutionaries: Try to recruit literally 13 people, only for a total of 2 to join. Fight a losing battle against greater powers. Plan the kidnap and ransom of Miranda Trasen Loyalists: Get fed up with these upstarts. Seek them out and engage in a battlemonsters showdown. |
Hard |
Special
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Merchant |
Sell interesting goods to the crew. Make loads of money. | Medium |
Ghost Roles |
Decide to finally play instead of being an observer main. | Medium / Hard |